Friday, May 18, 2007

Nice Driving, Steve Jobs.






iDon't think so!

i saw you yesterday, Mr. Jobs.

My friends and iwere heading out of the Apple complex, you were heading out of the Apple complex...

We were in an Audi, you were in a brand new Mercedes. That's right, perhaps Jen turned around and looked at you and that made you uncomfortable...

But did you really have the right to cut into the outside lane, around the corner and cut back in around other law abiding drivers, also waiting their turn to get on the freeway? There was also a man in the crosswalk as you sped around the corner. Hitting him would not have looked good for you, Steve.

We also saw you in the carpool lane on 280... oh, and we didn't see anyone else in your car, Sir. Didn't you read the sign? Carpool is 2 or MORE people in a car. We were also traveling at about 80 miles an hour and we lost sight of you in about 30 seconds. Were we in a hurry?

Yes, we know you are ridiculously rich and you can afford a speeding ticket, or a carpool lane ticket. But, until you start marketing the iCar or the iLane or the iRules of the Road, ithink you'd better behave yourself.

By the way, ijust bought a Dell laptop because idon't like bouncing icons. That's "icons" not "iCons" so get over yourself.

The joys of living in the Silicon Valley!