It's on it's way to Campbell, California! Woo hoo! Time for wings and those girls with the skin-colored tights. YAY! It's douchebag HEAVEN.
After living in Las Vegas, where girls applied at Hooters only if no where else in Sin City would take them, and where Buffalo Wild Wings are superior, the idea of a Hooters just seems classless. Honestly, it isn't the sexual innuendo that bothers me. I think it's the idea of another chain restaurant in Campbell - and a bad one, at that. I've decided that a Red Lobster or an Olive Garden in Campbell would be equally as heartbreaking.
Worst-case scenario:
Men flock to Hooters to check out the waitresses, eat wings, and drink beer. Men of Campbell become greasy and fat, thus lessening the number of quality single men who used to frequent other establishments in the downtown area. Campbell men are not the only one's intrigued - Hooter's also attracts douchbags from all over the South Bay, and beyond. Then these D.B.s make their way to lovely downtown Campbell or Los Gatos to infiltrate the normal citizens who just want to have a D.B. free evening of pub fun.
Best-case scenario:
D.B.s from all over the South Bay frequent Hooters, and do not venture downtown, thus weeding out the D.B.s from the nice, sensible fellows who are acceptable to date.
Probable scenario:
Men, D.B. or not, will flock to Hooters, but the novelty will eventually wear off. At least it's not in the downtown area.
3 comments:
oh f! quit bitching and do something productive with your time!
Hmmm, I'm worried about my community. Seems you have nothing better to do than do a Google search on Hooters.
so agreed DB galore... San Ho is filled with ho's and DB's... so now they can all gather in one place... The Ho's can work there, and the DB's will sit there stare at them hook up wiht 90% of the watiresses eventually stop going there b/c they created drama and the Ho's will get fired for being dumb... most girls in this are are...so whats gonna happen? Same thing that happens to every "cool new spot" noone will go there eventually.... yes... even hooters.
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