Dating Client Ratings

You know how EBay gives you the option to rate the seller? And Yelp allows people to rate restaurants, shops, etc...?

I think they should have this in the dating world as well... at least you'd know more about the person you are dating, or they would know more about you. You could start weeding out the dates with a 30% approval rating.

People would probably sign themselves up. Why not? There are all of those on Rateme.com who allow others to rate their attractiveness. Let's take that to the next level! Why not the option to rate how people act on dates as well? Honestly, I'd appreciate feedback, and maybe it would keep certain types away from me. As long as I got a chance to respond to their comments.

Ratings would also give me the chance to pass off a decent guy to another girl, for whom is is better suited. Hey, someones trash is another person's treasure!

Here I go! I'm going to YELP myself on a 1-10 scale.

6: Suziemusi was a nice girl, but I really wanted someone with fake tits.

7: I couldn't tell if Suziemusi was really making fun of me, or if she was just kidding. I didn't really get it. It made me nervous.

8: I took Suziemusi to a nice dinner and she ordered the sea bass with polenta. What is polenta? I'd like to take her out again. Perhaps this time we can just have a pizza.

2: Suziemusi called me and told me she really wasn't interested in me. Is it because I made her hold my hamburger and fries at the game when I went to the bathroom?

4: Er, uh, *Short term memory*

10: I'm in love with this girl. She is the sweetest, most beautifulest, perfectest thing ever. I think I just drooled. Sorry.

8: Suziemusi is really great, but her friends are like, so smart and stuff. It made me feel kind of stupid.

5: I would like her better if she didn't have so many guy friends. I mean, what? Guys and girls can't be platonic. No way. There always has to be sex involved. Always.

6: Oh, yeah. That girl was really cool. She doesn't smoke weed, though. Bummer. What was her name again?

6: She was okay. She sings in a choir, which means she has talent, but I'm looking for someone who has Dallas Cheerleader talent, if you know what I mean.

9: I don't have anything bad to say, I'm just afraid of commitment.