85% of Americans think they have a book in them. Here are my book ideas. Since there is about a .5% chance that I'll actually write one, maybe someone else will about these nifty, important topics.
"You Pay for Drinking, Smoking and Sexual Activity: A Parent's Guide to College"
I don't like to lie to people, so why not tell parents what they are really paying for.
"The Dying Arts: Inspiration to Keep Them Alive"
Should include sections explaining why popular is not always art, and art is not always popular.
"Wooking Pa Nub In All Da Wong Places"
Buttwheat's guide to dating. I'm sure he doesn't know what he's doing either.
"Maryland Parkway, Las Vegas: A Novel"
A coming of age story about a girl trapped in the "real" Las Vegas.
"The Real America" Volume 1: Iowa, Volume 2: Illinois, Volume 3: Indiana, Volume 4: Michigan, Volume 5: Minnesota
An explanation is needed to those city-slickers who don't understand how Bush won the last election. It will also have a travel section, encouraging people to visit and, at the very least, see those "other people" for themselves.
"Weddimus: Weddings for the Rest of us."
How to plan your joyous, weddimus, filled with non-traditional fun. How to plan a wedding on $5,000. The joys of elopement. A section on making things easy (and not expensive) for your bridal party.
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